ABOUT US

Our Mission:

RFN News (short for RFN News) is a multinational online newspaper dedicated to providing news that no other news organization is brave enough to report.

FAQ:

Are you satire?

No. We are commited to telling the truthest of the truth, even if it involves hurting people's feelings.

Are you biased?

You're biased towards not feeling the touch of woman

Who is in charge of RFN News?

I am.

Can I trust your advertisers?

All RFN News sponsors are adequitly vetted based on financial ethical incentives. We can guarentee that you aren't dead from any of our advertisements so long as you're still alive.

Why is this site so amazing and awesome?

RFN News prides itself in its mediocrody, inconsistency, and verbosity. Our writers, paid in exposure, work long 28-hour days to ensure that each article passes the "technically comprehensible test" and is at least three Harry Potter books long.

Contact Us:

Twitter: @rfnnews_

Bluesky: @rfnnews.com

Phone Number: +1 (778) 330-2389

Email Address: CutieDogs2008@clubpenguin.com (pls don't make fun I made it when I was eight)

Complaints: rfnnews@protonmail.com

Headquarters: 666 Lilnas Ln Hell, Norway